from Considerations (1999)

 

Avuncular proceeding

A bench harbors a seedling

Black as any crow

A mouse can be so slow

So gently, humbly bleeding

 

A seedling in trouble can safely hide under a bench and no bleeding mouse will bother it.

 

Flamingo catcher demon

The gimmick of a he-man

House arrest canary

A scimitar that's scary

This python is daydreamin'

 

The python's tendency to daydream is legendary.

 

Petticoat pessimist

Approbation optimist

Neorican duck's feet

Mud puppy mucksheet

Monte Carlo copper sleet

 

The pessimism of a petticoat can become immesurable sometimes.

The muck sheet of a mud puppy is a slightly soiled list of things for the mud puppy to do.

 

Self-stimulation Thursday

Sanctuary birthday

Rationalize

Quantum mechanize

Randomly spotted margay

 

Randomly spotted margays have been observed masturbating on Thursdays. Scientists have not been able to explain this behavior.

 

Morphological nitpicking venue

Rabbit hole vegetarian menu

Nimbus glory

Pokerfaced bunny mummy

And the loudest radio galaxy I ever knew

 

Bunny mummies have been spotted near radio galaxies. Scientists fail to understand the significance of this phenomenon. Their faces are expressionless and there appears to be a nimbus around their heads. The bunnies', not the scientists'.

 

Pool room exaggeration

Flammable glandular ablation

Zinc bar

Candle star

Stevedore stillbirth amplification

 

Everyone exaggerates once they're in a pool room.